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i went to the hospital today in kenma hair and it was very acceptable so fuck people who keep telling me that my roots are showing
thehumanbutt: congalineofdurin: lifting-spirits: mr-noodle-arms: willycheesesteak: Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot “Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave
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mamalaz: Dancing Groot made me so happy.
lifting-spirits: mr-noodle-arms: willycheesesteak: Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot “Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and
seerofsarcasm: persystella: groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that. “Are you a boy, or a girl?”“I am
bucky-at-bedtime: la-ponderosa: rocket: toss me my keys [crash] rocket: I SAID MY KEYS groot: i am groot rocket: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER- This is the most in-character thing I have ever read
yes-this-is-groot: If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer then you don’t deserve me at my Peter Quill
respectallanimals: thehumanbutt: congalineofdurin: lifting-spirits: mr-noodle-arms: willycheesesteak: Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot “Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I
Well he don’t know talking good like me and you. His ‘vocabulistics’ is limited to ‘I’ and ‘Am’ and ‘Groot’. Exclusively in that order.
taireupmyheart: artsyflight:seerofsarcasm:persystella: groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that. “Are you a boy, or
“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged
yes-this-is-groot:me as a parent
yes-this-is-groot: They’ll never take me alive!!!!!!
yes-this-is-groot: My sex tape is just me fisting a can of Pringles.
yes-this-is-groot: me flirting
wiiiiild-child: yes-this-is-groot: If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer then you don’t deserve me at my Peter Quill I’d fuck both 😍
yes-this-is-groot: me as a parent
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